The Sadistic Doctor, Part II

I've just returned from yet another agonizingly painful appointment with the sadistic foot doctor. Today, he laughed for 1.5 seconds longer than last time when I cried out in pain. I should know. He may not know it, but I track everything he does when I go to his office. >:)

"I will get you!"

Okay. Don't be scared. I only plot evil ends for people who I dislike. And you haven't done anything to provoke me yet, have you? You'd better not have. Or Else. I will get you. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

I apologize. It seems my evil side has been locked up to long. It sometimes...appears out of nowhere. Well, I just wanted to explain what play ("2g2g2e2a1g1e") does. It is a procedure used to play musical notes on the computer!

Bet you didn't know Turing could do that, did you? Well I certainly didn't. It's really quite simple, actually. The play procedure only takes string arguments, and we can specify the notes from a to g. We can raise or lower the octave by using a > or < sign. Sharps are indicated with + and flats are indicated with -. We can even change the length of the note, as 1 is a whole note, 2 is a half note, 3 is a quarter note, and so on. Try out play ("2g2g2e2a1g1e"), and tell me what you heard!

Have fun playing! 

Grace 

P.S. Here are a couple of Chuck Norris jokes: 

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice."

"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry."

"Chuck Norris can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."

"Kanye West once interrupted Chuck Norris. he became Kanye east."

They were really popular a while back, but I guess I'm a bit late. They make so little sense, they're hilarious. :P