Friday, October 8, 2010

TGIF!

Today's party was awesome. 'Nuff said. As many of you may know, this weekend is the long weekend! (And thanksgiving) Well, for us Canadians anyway. I'm kind of sick, so I'll be heading off to get some early sleep, before watching Degrassi at 9 today.

Are any of you doing anything special for Thanksgiving? I'm going to the Great Wolf Lodge, and I'll be writing all about it on Monday when I get back. In spirit of the holiday, here's a joke I found:

Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."


Happy Thanksgiving!
Remember to say Grace before eating the turkey!

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